Cats

OK, so I noticed one of my cats was getting rather stinky.  She's tiny, so I consider her a kitten, but she's 6 years old I think.  So this morning, in my hungover stupor I figured a bath was in order.  So I put her in the tub, ran the water to a good temperature for her, and began to wash her.  As cats are, she was terrified.  I survived the scratches, and her pathetic biting (which was a joke to me) I got her all cleaned up.  Of course she spent the next two hours licking herself.

Here's the weird part.  It's been six hours since the bath and I hear her meowing.  One of those pathetic meows that she gives when she gets stuck in the cupboard under the sink.  My other cat, a male who is much more vicious than her sits outside the bathroom with a strange look on his face.  So I go into the bathroom and find her sitting in the bath tub meowing.  What the hell is wrong with her?  So I pick her up and assure her everything is OK (pussy needs to feel secure.  Much like women...hmmm, correlation here?) and put her near the food dish.  A little bit later, I find her on the bath mat near the bathtub...again meowing.  She hated the bath, but she can't seem to avoid being drawn to the bathtub.

Is this gossip?  maybe...but fuck it.  Nobody's perfect.